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Forget Counting Sheep: The Unexpected Bliss of Colonoscopy Anesthesia
When you think of a colonoscopy, ‘pleasant’ is probably not the first word that comes to mind. Visions of discomfort, invasiveness, and general unpleasantness often dominate. However, for some, the experience, particularly the anesthesia involved, can be surprisingly… blissful.
A Procedure Ahead of Schedule
One individual, at the age of 38, found himself needing a colonoscopy, a procedure typically recommended for those around 50. This early encounter set the stage for an unexpected revelation. Another person in the conversation had just undergone their first one, confirming the initial sentiment: “It’s the best sleep you ever get.”
The Preparation and the Process
The journey begins with preparation, involving special fluids designed to cleanse the system. This ‘milky fluid’ ensures you’re completely empty for the procedure. Once ready, the actual colonoscopy is performed under anesthesia. The common thread among those who’ve experienced it is a complete lack of awareness during the process.
As one person recounted, he saw the clock, dozed off, and woke up back in the original room, having no recollection of the procedure itself. The overwhelming sentiment was, “They did it?” because there was no sensation of anything invasive or uncomfortable.
The Best Sleep Ever
The true highlight, however, was the quality of sleep. For someone who admitted to having “horrible sleep habits” since his teenage years, the 30 to 45 minutes spent under anesthesia during the colonoscopy was described as “the best sleep I’ve had in 45 years.” This profound rest was so impactful that it led to a humorous understanding of why figures like Michael Jackson might have sought similar sedation. The sleep, it turns out, “really is that good.”
A Stark Contrast: The Prostate Exam
While the colonoscopy was an unexpectedly comfortable experience, another procedure was recalled with far less fondness: the prostate exam. The difference, according to the conversation, was awareness. During a prostate exam, “you know what’s going on.” This heightened awareness led to significant discomfort, with one individual admitting, “I was seriously ready to fight that dude.” The colonoscopy, by contrast, offered a complete escape from awareness and discomfort, making it, surprisingly, the preferred experience.
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